How to cheat on an exam

So you have an exam coming up, there are a tons of things that you're going to have to remember. Lets face it, no one can memorize complex equations. Here is a simple method to solve this problem by printing the formulas on a sticker.

TV shopping

TV shopping programs can sell everything. Recently they added automatic rifles to their portofolio. Check this out:

Stupid reporters

The reporters look for hot news and get in trouble :D

Keep your dog busy

If your dog is too noisy then you should buy him this ball machine to keep him busy:

A ton of cable

Never roll a ton of cable up stairs: